Trashketball
Inflections plural trashketballs
A pastime resembling basketball but conducted with, or characterized by, refuse; the sport of shooting trash, rather than a regulation ball, toward a hoop or receptacle.
By extension, the organized professional form of this sport, governed by its own league (compare SendBA).
“They're so good at trashketball they should go to the SendBA.”
— Professor Sendy
“Mason, Grayson, and Layson are good at trashketball.”
— Professor Sendy
The implement or projectile used in this sport; a wad of trash treated as a ball.
Inflections trashketar; plural trashketars
A star player of trashketball; one celebrated for prowess at the sport.
“But we all know that Skyler, Fyler, and Jetyler are the real trashketars.”
— Professor Sendy
Inflections trashketarget; plural trashketargets
A trashketball regarded specifically as a thing to be aimed at; the target of a trashketball throw, as distinct from the projectile itself.
“It's not a trashketball, it's a trashketarget.”
— Professor Sendy
Synonyms
Word Family
Wombos built from the same root — derivatives, escalations, and kin of Trashketball.
Word History
The Combo
trash basketball Trashketball
lend of trash + basketball, the medial syllable of basketball being elided so that the two roots interlock at the shared -sk- juncture. Coined by Professor Sendy (2026). The agentive trashketar derives by analogy with such forms as superstar and rockstar (trash + basketball + star), and the further extension trashketarget by attraction of the noun target onto the agentive stem.
First Known Use 2026
Coinage credited to Professor Sendy.
Attested in the source utterance, @ProfessorSendy ↗