Capsolutely
Inflections also capsolutely
Used to voice emphatic agreement that is in fact sarcastic or insincere; an affirmation whose embedded element (cap, 'a lie') signals that the speaker means the opposite of, or has no intention of honoring, what is being agreed to.
Delivered with deadpan seriousness and no context, as a means of bewildering an interlocutor; on being challenged, the speaker simply repeats it.
“"Hey, let's hang out this weekend." "Capsolutely." "...What's your problem?" "Capsolutely."”
— Professor Sendy
“"You want me to do it?" "Capsolutely. I'll get right to it after I finish Chapter 67 of Tequila Moggingbird."”
— Professor Sendy
“He asked if I could help him move and I just said, "Capsolutely."”
— Professor Sendy
Inflections capsolmaxx; capsolmaxxing; in extended nonce use capsolmaxxed
To devote oneself wholeheartedly to the practice of sarcastic agreement; to push the ironic-assent bit to its limit. Formed by appending the intensifying suffix -maxx(ing).
“I'm gonna go capsolmaxxing this weekend.”
— Professor Sendy
“When I get back I'm gonna have capsoleanelentelogicalaura.”
— Professor Sendy
Synonyms
Word Family
Wombos built from the same root — derivatives, escalations, and kin of Capsolutely.
Word History
The Combo
cap absolutely Capsolutely
lend (wombo) of cap, internet slang for a lie or falsehood, and absolutely, an adverb of emphatic affirmation. The portmanteau yokes a marker of untruth to a marker of total agreement, so that the very form of the word undercuts the assent it pretends to give; coined by Professor Sendy.
First Known Use 2026
Coinage credited to Professor Sendy.
Attested in the source utterance, @ProfessorSendy ↗