AFAP
Inflections AFAP (initialism of as fast as possible)
with the greatest possible speed; at the earliest opportunity that swiftness, rather than mere timing, allows.
used as a brisk imperative or request, distinguished from ASAP by its emphasis on raw velocity rather than scheduling.
“Get over here AFAP.”
— Professor Sendy
“An example is to visit my guyknowballogist AFAP, because last time I appricot to brokly loreain the glazed balledge.”
— Professor Sendy
Inflections AFAP, plural AFAPs
Inflections afapmaxxing; past tense afapped
to do something as fast as possible; to apply the principle of maximal speed to an activity.
afapmaxxing: to pursue speed to its utmost limit, with the intensifying suffix -maxxing.
“You could even maxx this out and say let's go afapmaxxing this tweekend.”
— Professor Sendy
“Let's go afapmaxxing this tweekend.”
— Professor Sendy
Synonyms
Word History
nitialism of As Fast As Possible. Coined by Professor Sendy as a brisk counterpart to the long-established "ASAP" (as soon as possible). Though formed by initials rather than by the blending of two words, it is presented as honorary vocabulary of the wombo lexicon on the grounds that it readily conjoins with true wombos in everyday speech. The derived form "afapmaxxing" appends the intensifying suffix -maxx(ing), denoting the strenuous pursuit of a quality to its limit; the verbal form "afapped" treats the initialism as a finite verb.
First Known Use 2026
Coinage credited to Professor Sendy.
Attested in the source utterance, @ProfessorSendy ↗